You were as tall as yiayia by the age of seven
you’ve seen, touched, taken a picture with or fed a goat
you can tell who a person is by looking at their car
Immigration checks consist of “who is your dad and what does he do”
everyone has illegal copies of all computer programs installed on their computer
weddings are so big the guests have to come in shifts
when you dont need facebook to find out other peoples’ business!!
u know ur in cyprus when girls stare at you up and down..
