when theres more cars than people are on the pavements
when the kiosk price sign says:
when the church has to approve the minister of education.
when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts clapping
Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from across the village
when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHES
when every cypriot is named after their grandfather or grandmother so you go in a public place and say eh re andreas!!! and five hundred of them look at you…
when everyone’s surname is the same as their name “andreas andreou; stefanos stefanou; nikolas nikolaou; etc” makes the phone book a bitch
