You text message whilst lifting weights
your yiayia owns the hens, that make the eggs, that complete your watermelon and halloumi breakfast
it rains heavily for 2hrs and the streets are like rivers
they make sure they install every possible option in their car, even if it is a Yugo
Police park on the pavement..to book you for a parking offence
when someone close to you dies, you wear black for a whole year or more
you know your in cyprus when your only two beer choices are keo and carlsberg
What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do with a policeman …. you cannot dip a policeman in your egg
