You take a generator when camping (to supply your fridge, micro, TV!).
you have a relative in every Village
drivers toot their car horns for any reason imaginable
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives
You text message whilst lifting weights
your yiayia owns the hens, that make the eggs, that complete your watermelon and halloumi breakfast
it rains heavily for 2hrs and the streets are like rivers
they make sure they install every possible option in their car, even if it is a Yugo
