you get confused in a round-a-bout
You fight to pay the bill just so you could show off that you have a lot of money (even if you don’t)
when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHES
Going to buy a newspaper needs at least a 10 minute make-up
you cook food for a whole army when you have guest’s over
even your 4-year old cousin can make a frappe by himself and drinks at least one a day
when every cypriot is named after their grandfather or grandmother so you go in a public place and say eh re andreas!!! and five hundred of them look at you…
Every 100 metres is a Periptero (Kiosk)
