Jokes
When every cypriot is named after their grandfather or grandmother so you go in a public place and say eh re andreas!!! and five hundred of them look at you and turn round
When everyone's surname is the same as their name "andreas andreou; stefanos stefanou; nikolas nikolaou; etc" makes the phone book a bitch
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives
They make sure they install every possible option in their car, even if it is a Yugo
What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do with a policeman .... you cannot dip a policeman in your egg